Three Eye Man

- One eye on grant, one eye on paper, and one more eye on business manager

3D Cubes

Just Published

Feynman

- Prof. Feynman, we have spent millions to prove your theory.

- What a waste! Why didn't you just believe my theory?

Falling Robots

- Do you know how many robots to be thrown before they learn the word 'death'?

Intercourse

- Oh, 05-899C is an intercourse - interdisciplinary course!

Fix It

- Fix it. But don't change anything!