Tower View

- Great view here. I would trade privacy for this.

Warhol

- Andy Warhol did this painting with acrylic and urine.

- He must have drunk a lot of water for this large painting!

- Well, he had a lot of assistants.

Readings

Well, we got grant from NSF. Now I have to read books to figure out how to do the project.

CV

Can I borrow your CV for my grant proposal?

Mummy 2006

Three Eye Man

- One eye on grant, one eye on paper, and one more eye on business manager

3D Cubes

Just Published

Feynman

- Prof. Feynman, we have spent millions to prove your theory.

- What a waste! Why didn't you just believe my theory?

Falling Robots

- Do you know how many robots to be thrown before they learn the word 'death'?

Intercourse

- Oh, 05-899C is an intercourse - interdisciplinary course!

Fix It

- Fix it. But don't change anything!